Yes, I am aware that it is Materialistic Monday.
No, I am not prepared.
Yes, I will be at the friggin' nursery school "gala" fund raiser this evening, drinking wine and finding another $100 worth of items to bid on in the auction so that we'll have met our friggin' $500 per family annual fund-raising goal.
Yes, I do think they should just raise the tuition by $500 per year and leave me alone with the fund-raising, already.
Yes, I'll be praying that someone bids on my donated speech-language evaluation so that I don't have to purchase anything else at all.
No, I'm not bitter. Why do you ask?
Maybe, if I buy something really fantastic, I'll try it out on the way home and post about it later. But I doubt it.
Yes, you do have to come back another day for my Materialistic Monday post because I'm cookin' up a good one.
No, I won't keep babbling. I need to go home.