Lyle, sitting at the desk in our freezing-cold sun room: "I'm going to write you a note, Mommy!"
Me (making lunch): "Mmmmhmmm..."
Lyle: "It's a really special note for you!"
Me (starting to pay attention): "Oh, thanks, Lyle! What does it say?"
Lyle (deliberately pointing word by word to each scribbled line):
"It says, 'My. Butt. Is. Cold!'"
***
Lyle appears in the kitchen in his dress-up chef hat, which is falling over his eyes.
Me: "Wow, Lyle, you look like a chef!"
Lyle: "Yeah, I'm going to be a baker when I grow up! With Baxter!"
Me: "Mmm, what will you make? Cakes and...?"
Lyle: "Pies!"
Me: "Oh, yum! I love pies. Anything else?"
Lyle: "Yes! Frozen hot dogs!"
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4 comments:
Kid's got cold on the brain. Those were hilarious.
So funny!
The second story reminds of a "cookbook" I made years ago with my third graders. One kid chose "toast" as her recipe. Know how you make toast? Take 2 pieces of toast and put them in the toaster! Very complicated recipe :)
Sounds like Lyle is in need of a good heat wave!
Poor little guy, maybe you should buy him a cashmere sweater?!?! That should keep him warm. And a hat too. A cashmere hat would be very nice.
LOL! The things kids say!
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