Overheard in the Car

On the way to camp
Baxter: "You know what would be really strange, Mommy?"

Me: "No...what?"

Baxter: "If you tried to catch a raindrop on your tongue? But you had your umbrella up! That would be really weird. And then your umbrella would think you were being rude and sticking your tongue out at it!"

Strange, indeed.

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On the way home from camp
Me: "Were you comfortable in the water at swimming today?"

Baxter: "Yes...why do you ask?"

Me: "Well, because you used to be pretty anxious about it. Remember?"

Baxter: "No...why was I?"

Me: "Mmm, well, you told me you were afraid you would drown."

Baxter: "Oh." (thinks about this) "Did I?"