First, you take the kids out to dinner at the Heartland Cafe. You load 'em up on good food and really sugary desserts, like this:
Then you let 'em loose on the sidewalk outside the restaurant, and sit on the bleachers to watch the show. If you're really lucky, it'll look something like this:
and this (I like to call it "The Muppet"):
And then the Little One might get involved with some Hot Summer Night Rain Boot Stompin':
Perhaps you'll get a deep bow when the show's finally over:
Finally, start walking back home. You really oughtta get these crazy monkeys off to bed.