Friday Night Rules

First, you take the kids out to dinner at the Heartland Cafe. You load 'em up on good food and really sugary desserts, like this:

and this:

Then you let 'em loose on the sidewalk outside the restaurant, and sit on the bleachers to watch the show. If you're really lucky, it'll look something like this:

and this (I like to call it "The Muppet"):

And then the Little One might get involved with some Hot Summer Night Rain Boot Stompin':


Perhaps you'll get a deep bow when the show's finally over:


Finally, start walking back home. You really oughtta get these crazy monkeys off to bed.