Okay, so the Internets may be a brain drain, but sometimes they're a damn funny brain drain. Check out this post on Chicago Moms Blog, will ya? A couple in New Zealand tried to name their newborn "4real" (swear to God) and were blocked by authorities who say they don't allow names with numerals. Oookay, that's weird, but not as weird as trying to name your child 4real. And I'm not going to tell you their reason, but it's a good one, so read here.
Cripes, if that were how we chose our firstborn's name, he'd be Holyshit! Gordon.
I just can't stop laughing. The Internets are back in my good graces tonight.